Who doesn't want that famous smiling poop emoji as an air mattress?! Hilarity ensured. With this floating turd, you'll look like the shit at your next pool party.
Emojis originally hail from Japan. So if we want to know why this odd symbol was added to our messaging vocabulary - and now to our pools as well - we have to travel to the Land of the Rising Sun. The Japanese word for "poop" sounds a lot like the Japanese word for "luck". That's why Japanese people also love golden good-luck pendants in the shape of little turds.
We don't know whether this counts as sage wisdom, but we did test it ourselves and we can confirm: "If your lung capacity is meagre, you might want to buy an electric pump!"
- Large inflatable air mattress in the shape of a smiling poop emoji
- Materials: sturdy PVC
- Holds up to 120 kg
- Colour: poop brown
- Inflate using an electric pump at 0.03 bar, or a cold-air hair dryer
- Dimensions box: 26 x 30 x 7 cm